Dumb Movie Slogan of the Day

WE WERE WARNED...NOW HOW WILL 6 BILLION PEOPLE SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD?

What a dumbass question to pose! Obviously if it's THE END OF THE FRICKING WORLD, they're not actually gonna survive, are they? So why would you ask that, wasting the valuable time of good, innocent commuters on the London Underground by making them first of all read your dumb poster, and secondly think about, even if only for one precious second, a way that humanity could actually survive THE END OF THE WORLD? I mean, if there's no world, where are we gonna fucking STAND for one thing? It's a pretty fundamental concern, you know, whether we'll be able to carry on as a race while all suspended in outer space with no oxygen and stuff.

Oh, but WAIT A MINUTE! Maybe America, the greatest nation of all time, will halt the Earth's decline? Maybe they'll magically end the end of the world?

No, no, a ludicrous idea! Hollywood would never do such a thing!