I'm in love

I have a new boyfriend. Well, technically, he's more of a faceless limited company, but that's never stopped me getting my leg over in the past, and it sure as hell ain't gonna stop me now.

My new boyfriend's name is 'The Book People'. He's kind of like a travelling freak show circus, but instead of bearded women and three year old boys with 32DD tits, he tours from city to city with a megabus of magical books for sale at a fraction of their hight street cost with 10% of the profits going to charity and benefiting those in need such as the elderly and the sexually confused.

Doesn't he sound DREAMY?

Today my boyfriend came round to my work and he got me some totally amazing gifts, like this HUMUNGOUS The Times Complete History of the World book:


This tremendous The Worst Witch Collection:


And best of all, a Meg and Mog collection, in a fucking Meg and Mog bag! INSANIA!





I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me with, I don't know, EVERYONE ELSE at my work and their mums, but I don't care. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH!